APPOINTMENT INFO

ARTWORK

MOST TATTOOS DO NOT REQUIRE A CONSULTATION

  • I MAY REQUEST THAT WE SET UP A VIRTUAL OR IN PERSON CONSULTATION IF YOU’RE WANTING LARGE SCALE WORK
    (I.E., SLEEVE WORK, BACK OR CHEST PIECES)

I DO NOT PROVIDE ARTWORK PRIOR TO YOUR APPOINTMENT

KEWPIE TATTOOS ARE NOT SMALL

  • CUSTOM KEWPIES, WITH ALL THE BELLS + WHISTLES, ARE ROUGHLY 5”-6” TALL

  • I’LL NEED AN UNOBSTRUCTED AREA ABOUT THE SIZE OF A DOLLAR BILL

IF YOUR TATTOO NEEDS TO FIT BETWEEN EXISTING WORK,
YOU’LL BE ASKED TO PROVIDE A PHOTO OF THE SPACE

  • IT’S BEST TO HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TAKE THE PHOTO FROM EYE LEVEL

  • PLEASE DO NOT TAKE A SELFIE BUT IF YOU HAVE TO, PLEASE TELL ME SO I CAN FLIP THE PHOTO BEFORE DRAWING.

  • STAND STRAIGHT BUT RELAXED + DO NOT TWIST OR TURN YOUR LIMBS

  • MY ASSISTANT + I ARE HAPPY TO WALK YOU THROUGH THIS IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS

APPOINTMENT PREP

PLEASE BRING A VALID STATE I.D., DRIVERS LICENSE, PASSPORT OR MILITARY I.D.
PHOTOCOPIES OR EXPIRED VERSIONS OF ANY OF THESE WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED

HELPFUL TIPS FOR SMOOTH SAILING THROUGH YOUR APPOINTMENT:

  • PLEASE RESCHEDULE YOUR APPOINTMENT IF YOU ARE NOT FEELING WELL, WERE SICK WITHIN THE PAST 48 HOURS LEADING UP TO YOUR APPOINTMENT OR IF YOU WERE KNOWINGLY EXPOSED TO SOMEONE THAT WAS CONTAGIOUS.

  • EAT!
    PLEASE EAT A SOLID MEAL ABOUT AN HOUR PRIOR TO GETTING TATTOOED.
    ALSO, PLEASE BRING A DRINK OR DRINK BOTTLE + A SMALL SNACK WITH YOU IF YOU HAVE A LONGER SESSION.

  • PLEASE WEAR OR BRING APPROPRIATE COMFY CLOTHING
    SOMETHING THAT ALLOWS FULL & UNRESTRICTED ACCESS TO THE AREA YOU'RE HAVING TATTOOED

  • FOR THE BEST EXPERIENCE, PLEASE AVOID ALCOHOL
     DO NOT CONSUME A LOT OF ALCOHOL THE NIGHT BEFORE, THE DAY OF OR IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOUR TATTOO
    I WILL NOT TATTOO YOU IF YOU'RE DRUNK, HUNGOVER OR JUST PLAIN UNFIT TO SIT STILL + GET A TATTOO

  • PLEASE DO NOT WORK OUT IMMEDIATELY BEFORE YOUR TATTOO OR WITHIN 24 HOURS AFTER
    GIVE YOURSELF + THE TATTOO A REST + A GREAT JUMP START IN TO THE HEALING PROCESS.

IS THERE ANYTHING OR ANYONE I WON'T TATTOO? YOU BETCHA!

  • I DO NOT TATTOO FINGERS, TOES, NECKS, FACES, INNER EARS, INNER LIPS OR GENITALS

  • I DO NOT TATTOO HATEFUL, RACIST, SEXIST, OR HOMOPHOBIC IMAGERY
    AS CUTE AS YOU MAY THINK A HITLER KEWPIE MIGHT BE. JUST, NO.

  • I DO NOT TATTOO ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 18.

  • I WILL NOT TATTOO YOU IF YOU’VE BEEN ILL WITHIN THE LAST 72 HOURS OR ARE FEELING ILL.

  • I WILL NOT TATTOO YOU IF YOU HAVE OR ARE IN RECOVERY FROM A LIFE THREATENING ILLNESS OR DISEASE.

  • I WILL NOT TATTOO YOU IF YOU ARE PREGNANT.

  • I WILL NOT TATTOO YOU IF YOU APPEAR TO BE IMPAIRED IN ANY WAY (DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR OTHERWISE.)

GRAY AREAS, A.K.A. NOT MY STRONG SUIT

  • COVER-UP WORK
    A CONSULTATION WOULD BE REQUIRED + I MAY REFER YOU TO ANOTHER ARTIST

  • FINISHING OR FIXING OTHER ARTISTS WORK IS A TOUGH CALL
    A CONSULTATION WOULD BE REQUIRED + I MAY REFER YOU TO ANOTHER ARTIST